I was reading the Parade magazine insert from the Sunday paper and it had an article about initials affecting your longevity. You will live the longest (+ 4 years)if your initials are ACE WIN WOW or VIP. Congrats to Willow Nelson who will be outliving us all with 2 out of the 3 initials.
Cheryl might I suggest you having another child and naming her Violet Indigo Priest. I am sure Kevin would be thrilled and you would have someone to care for you when you can no longer take care of yourself. (Which according to John must be soon since he thinks you are so old!)
Anyone with the initials RAT BUM SAD and DUD has a slightly shorter expected lifespan (-3 years) and must endure a lifetime of jokes made about the initials. Beware of what you name your children!
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she is so lucky to have this good name. smart parents. i'm sure that CAN must be healthy initials too. I havent kicked the can yet :)!
both of our boys have the initials "MAM". Does that mean they are destined to live in the south or join the military?
What did the article say about giving your child the initials of a very liberal news network (CNN)? That is something that Charlie and I share (prior to my marriage and name change 17+ years ago).
It did not mention CNN but I am fairly sure that good looks, intelligence and an inability to touch chalk would be involved.
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